Nicaragua, bless its dramatic heart, has decided to sever diplomatic ties with Italy. Apparently, they just now got around to being properly miffed about a 1978 murder case. While the rest of the world navigates actual current events, these two nations are stuck in a Cold War-era telenovela, completely oblivious to the fact that the surf in Baja is absolutely pumping. Who cares about ancient grudges when there are waves to catch?