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The Beaverton
2026-07-17
Ford Battles Ontario's Wildfires by Building Spas, Because Clearly That's the Solution
In a move that has environmentalists hopping mad, Premier Doug Ford is tackling Ontario's wildfire crisis by... you guessed it, building more spas. Apparently, the smoke is so bad, it almost made him cut his 21-week vacation short, so clearly, more relaxation facilities are the only logical next step.