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humor The Hard Times 2026-07-16

Opinion: Dogs Keep Shooting People; Time to Arm Them With More Guns?

According to one NRA enthusiast, dogs are dangerous beasts and the real problem is that they don't have enough guns to shoot people with. He hilariously argues that more dogs with more guns is the only logical solution to the problem of dogs shooting people.

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