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De Speld
2026-07-15
Meta's New AI Glasses: Record Constant Scrutiny from Hates-You
Meta's latest smart glasses will allow users to continuously film strangers giving them disgusted looks, because apparently, Zuck thinks we all need to relive that awkward social interaction later. The AI will even help identify specific emotions like 'utter disdain' and 'deep disappointment in humanity'.