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humor The Onion 2026-07-15

White House Lifts Off, Follows Melania's Snoring Pattern

In a stunning display of architectural synchronicity, the White House has begun hovering and falling in perfect rhythm with the First Lady's snores. Experts are baffled, but residents report a surprisingly soothing, albeit slightly bumpy, living experience.

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