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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-15

Spain Hopes England Wins So They Can Beat Them Easily

Spain is openly rooting for England to win their match, not out of camaraderie, but because they'd prefer an easy 3-0 victory against a bulldog that 'tries and tries and then fails.' Apparently, Messi's too much work.

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