news Cbc World 2026-07-14

Erling Haaland Spotted With Taxidermy Raccoon After World Cup Travels

Norwegian soccer star Erling Haaland was seen disembarking a plane carrying both a luxury tote bag and a taxidermy raccoon, a souvenir from his World Cup travels.

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