news Cointelegraph Rss 2026-07-14

White House Crypto Advisor Patrick Witt to Undergo Military Training

Patrick Witt, a White House advisor focused on cryptocurrency, is reportedly set to begin military training. His departure comes at a significant time for the CLARITY Act.

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