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news El Financiero 2026-07-13

'Ted Lasso' Actor Cristo Fernández Debuts as Professional Footballer at 35

Cristo Fernández, known for playing Dani Rojas in 'Ted Lasso,' has fulfilled his lifelong dream by debuting as a professional footballer for El Paso Locomotive at 35. He entered the game in the second half, receiving a yellow card.

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