news Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-07-12

SEC Promises Crypto Clarity, World Holds Breath (But Not for Long).

The U.S. SEC is reportedly planning new rules this month, aiming for "clear rules of the road" for crypto, including "safe harbors" and easier fundraising. Chair Paul Atkins even wants the U.S. to be the "crypto capital of the world," which sounds ambitious. While the suits in D.C. ponder digital asset definitions, down here, we're mostly concerned with whether the morning coffee cart takes pesos or dollars.

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