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news Scmp World 2026-07-11

Trump: '1000 Missiles Locked, Loaded and Aimed at Iran'

President Trump announced he had ordered the military to prepare strikes against Iran, stating '1000 Missiles are Locked and Loaded' should Iran attempt to assassinate him.

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