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news El Financiero 2026-07-11

Trump Instructs Pentagon on Response if Iran Assassination Attempt Occurs

President Donald Trump stated he has ordered the Pentagon to launch unprecedented strikes against Iran if he is assassinated. He mentioned this possibility amid rising tensions between the US and Iran.

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