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news El Financiero 2026-07-09

US Identifies CJNG Leaders: 'El 03', 'El Chorro', and 'El Jardinero'

The US identifies 'El 03' (Juan Carlos Valencia Gonzáléz) as the primary leader of the CJNG following 'El Mencho's' death, with regional leaders like 'El Chorro' and 'El Jardinero' overseeing operations.

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