news Zeta Tijuana 2026-07-07

'El Mayo' Zambada Reached Drug Kingpin Status Unintentionally, Says Daughter

According to his daughter, Ismael 'El Mayo' Zambada, a subsistence farmer's son who only completed six grades, unintentionally rose to the top of the drug trade. His early marijuana harvests yielded minimal profits.

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