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news Al Jazeera 2026-07-06

Trump Launches 'Trump Accounts' for Children at NYSE

US President Donald Trump rang the opening bells at the New York Stock Exchange and Nasdaq to launch 'Trump Accounts,' new investment accounts specifically designed for children.

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