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news The Hindu 2026-06-30

US DHS Secretary Celebrates Iran's World Cup Exit with 'Happy Dance'

The US Secretary of Homeland Security reportedly performed a 'happy dance' celebrating Iran's near-miss elimination from the FIFA World Cup knockout stages. Iran narrowly missed advancing after drawing all three group matches.

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