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news Zeta Tijuana 2026-06-23

Ronaldo Stars as Portugal Dominates Uzbekistan 5-0 in World Cup Qualifier

Cristiano Ronaldo scored two goals as Portugal secured a dominant 5-0 victory over Uzbekistan in their 2026 World Cup qualifier match in Houston. The win was guided by Ronaldo's performance, opening the scoring early in the game.

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