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Messi's Hat-Trick Leads Argentina to World Cup Victory Over Algeria

Argentina defeated Algeria 3-0 in their World Cup opener, with Lionel Messi scoring a hat-trick to tie Miroslav Klose's record of 16 World Cup goals.

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