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news El Financiero 2026-06-10

Lionel Messi Joins Elite Athletes with Over $1 Billion Fortune

Lionel Messi has amassed a fortune exceeding $1 billion through record salaries, commercial deals, and investments, joining the ranks of the world's wealthiest athletes. His journey began with a life-changing contract with FC Barcelona.

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