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news El Financiero 2026-06-03

Riquelme Promises Haaland Transfer if Elected Real Madrid President

Enrique Riquelme, a candidate for Real Madrid's presidency, has vowed to sign Erling Haaland if he wins the election. He also revealed plans for Fernando Hierro and Raúl González in his project.

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