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safety El Sudcaliforniano 2026-06-03

War Veteran Takes Hostages, Ties "Bombs" in US Bank Robbery

A 41-year-old war veteran and convicted sex offender took ten people hostage during a bank robbery in the United States. The perpetrator allegedly tied "bombs" to the hostages, leading to an intervention by an elite negotiation team.


El veterano de 41 años y convicto por agresión sexual retuvo a 10 personas dentro del recinto bancario por lo que tuvo que intervenir un equipo de élite para negociar

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