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news El Financiero 2026-06-03

Mourinho to Manage Real Madrid If Florentino Pérez Re-elected

If Florentino Pérez is re-elected as Real Madrid president, José Mourinho will be appointed as the new head coach. The announcement was made via the 'Florentino 2026' candidacy's official account.

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