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news El Sudcaliforniano 2026-05-30

Trump's Doctor: President's Heart 14 Years Younger

According to his doctor, Donald Trump's heart health is comparable to someone 14 years his junior. A recent medical study, conducted on May 26, concluded that the former president exhibits normal cardiac function.

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