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Lionel Messi joins billionaire athletes club, crossing $1 billion net worth

Argentine footballer Lionel Messi has officially joined the exclusive club of billionaire athletes, with his net worth exceeding USD 1 billion. He now shares this status with rival Cristiano Ronaldo.

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