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news El Sudcaliforniano 2026-05-12

Actor Cristo Fernández Returns to Football, Joins El Paso Locomotive

Actor Cristo Fernández, known for playing Dani Rojas in 'Ted Lasso,' is returning to professional football. Before his acting career, Fernández was part of the Tecos FC youth system and will now play in the United States.

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