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New Wall Street Buzzword 'NACHO' Reflects Tensions Ahead of Trump's China Trip

Investors are adopting the term 'NACHO' (Not a chance Hormuz opens) on Wall Street, signaling a shift from 'TACO' (Trump always chickens out). This reflects anxieties over geopolitical tensions and oil prices.

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