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news El Sudcaliforniano 2026-05-08

Gulf Cartel Leader 'Metro 9' Processed for Weapons Charges

Alexander N, known as 'Metro 9' and identified as a leader of a Gulf Cartel faction, has been processed and formally charged with possession of firearms exclusively for military use.

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