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world El Sudcaliforniano 2026-05-01

Trump Reappears in Florida Rally After Assassination Attempt

Donald Trump made his first public appearance at a campaign rally in Florida following an alleged assassination attempt last weekend. He stated, 'I shouldn't be here,' referencing the incident.

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