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news Scmp World 2026-04-24

Germany doubts Ukraine's immediate EU membership; suggests participation in meetings

German Chancellor Friedrich Merz stated that Ukraine's immediate accession to the EU is unlikely. However, he suggested that Kyiv could participate in EU member meetings without having voting rights.

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