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Trump Unveils Grand Plan for New Triumphal Arch in Washington

Former President Donald Trump has put forth a detailed plan for a massive, gilded triumphal arch to be erected in Washington D.C. The proposed structure includes winged figures, eagles, and lions, standing 250 feet tall.


US President Donald Trump’s plans for a new triumphal arch in the capital, unveiled on Friday, include a towering winged figure with a Lady Liberty-like torch and crown, flanked by two eagles and guarded by four lions – all gilded. The 12-page plan released by the US Commission on Fine Arts shows the arch will stand 250 feet tall (76.2 metres) from its base to the tip of the winged figure’s torch, with “One Nation Under God” and “Liberty and Justice for All” inscribed in gold atop either side of...

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