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news Scmp World 2026-04-09

China deploys advanced AI agent for battlefield command

The Chinese military has reportedly implemented a new artificial intelligence agent designed to assist battalion commanders during simulated amphibious assaults. This AI system is reportedly capable of processing complex battlefield information faster than human operators, enhancing decision-making in high-pressure situations.


The scene: a command tent during a simulated amphibious assault. Radios crackle with static, reports flood in from the beachhead, and the pressure to make life-or-death decisions weighs heavily on the commander’s shoulders. In this haze of uncertainty – the “fog of war” – a new digital soldier is quietly proving it might think faster than any human. The Chinese military has reportedly deployed an artificial intelligence (AI) agent designed to sit beside battalion-level commanders – and act as a....

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