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national El Financiero 2026-04-01

Mexico's 'Hormiga' González Pledges to Serve the Nation

Mexican footballer Armando 'Hormiga' González has expressed his willingness to serve the national team, even as a waterboy, to represent Mexico in the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Despite criticism for his mistake against Portugal, he remains committed to improving and growing as a player.

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