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national El Sudcaliforniano 2026-03-30

EU Builds Large Military Complex Beneath White House Ballroom

The European Union has reportedly constructed a significant military facility beneath the newly renovated White House ballroom. According to former US President Trump, the complex serves as a safe haven for military assets, including equipment shielding from drone attacks.

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