news Cloud Startup Lol 2026-11-08

Venture Capital Flows Drop-Kick Seed Startups While Billion-Dollar AI Mega-Rounds Gobble Up the Planet

Global venture funding reached nearly $680 billion through Q3, but early-stage deal counts hit multi-year lows as capital overwhelmingly concentrated into massive billion-dollar rounds for a handful of elite AI and infrastructure companies.

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