safety El Sudcaliforniano 2026-11-07

Profepa Reveals Metastasis and Liver Trauma Caused Dolphin Deaths

Federal environmental agency Profepa announced that the dolphins Mincho and Maona died from metastasis and liver trauma. The agency pledged to pursue all legal avenues to ensure proper environmental sanctions if any violations are found.

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