Hyperliquid has announced Payward, Kraken's parent company, as its intended first CFTC-regulated deployer to offer US traders access to perpetual futures. Down here in Baja, the only perpetual futures anyone cares about are the endless, glassy overhead sets rolling in at Scorpion Bay while the local generator sputters its last breaths. Let the SEC and CFTC fight over jurisdiction; out on the dusty Malecón, we are trading exclusively in ice-cold Tecates and fresh fish tacos.