Bitcoin dipped below $80,000 amid heavy exchange outflows and macroeconomic pressures, resulting in significant liquidations across major derivatives platforms. Down here in Baja, watching the local pelicans plunge-dive for breakfast makes about as much sense as tracking leveraged crypto positions. While crypto Twitter has a collective meltdown over sliding charts, we are far more concerned with whether the corner tienda has cold Tecates and if the generator will stay on through the afternoon heat.