Switzerland's FINMA has officially approved a landmark retail Bitcoin ETF after ruling trading volumes sufficient, bringing institutional respectability to crypto snowcaps. Meanwhile, down here in Baja, the local electricity grid just flatlined for the third time this week, and the only proof of stake anyone cares about is whether the alpastor spit is ready. Down at Playa Costa Azul, the surf is shoulder-high and glassy, causing precisely zero gringos to check their portfolio delta. Let the Swiss bankers freeze in Zurich; we are entirely insulated by Pacific Tecate and absolute infrastructural indifference.