Cysic has suspended its bridge following an exploit where an attacker minted unauthorized tokens and moved approximately $727,000 to Ethereum. Down here in Baja, we treat cross-chain bridges with the exact same skepticism as a dirt road shortcut recommended by an overly confident tourist in a rental sedan. While smart contract auditors scramble to parse the wreckage, the local electricity grid has gone out for the third time this week, making us remarkably indifferent to on-chain finality.