alt_history University Of Cologne / Sciencedaily 2026-10-17

Neanderthal Pharmacy: Because Cavemen Preferred Birch Tar Over Ibuprofen

Recent experimental archaeology published by an international team reveals that Neanderthals used birch tar not just as primitive glue, but as an active antibacterial treatment for wounds millennia before modern medicine. Mainstream history continues to struggle with the concept of cave-dwellers running an advanced apothecary out of a damp hole in the ground.

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