news Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-10-16

Pirate Chain Rolls Back Blockchain After Zero-Knowledge Privacy Layer Exploited

Pirate Chain has rolled back its blockchain to October 14 following an exploit targeting the Ironwood turnstile component on its transparent supply accounting layer. Exchanges have temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals of ARRR while developers sort out the accounting discrepancies. Down here in Baja, nobody understands zero-knowledge proofs or supply turnstiles anyway, and our only ledger is the tab we keep running down at the local taco stand.

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