news Cloud Startup Lol 2026-10-09

San Francisco Startup Instants Bags $1 Billion to Build Your Chores Away

Instinct, a startup developing everyday personal AI assistants, secured a $1 billion Series C funding round led by Sequoia Capital and Coatue, rocketing its valuation to $10 billion.

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