news Cloud Crypto 2026-09-23

EU Threatens Crypto Wallets With $17 Million Fines for Late Hack Reports

The European Union has enforced a strict cybersecurity directive requiring crypto wallet providers to report exploited vulnerabilities within 24 hours, or face penalties scaling up to $17.3 million under the Cyber Resilience Act.

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