alt_history Max Planck Institute Of Geoanthropology / Nature 2026-09-22

West African Rainforest Artifacts Prove Stone Age Humans Didn't Just Stay Out of the Bushes

Excavations at a site in Côte d'Ivoire have yielded stone tools proving that early humans were comfortably hanging out in dense tropical rainforests around 150,000 years ago. Conventional archaeological theory historically maintained that our ancestors strictly avoided thick jungles due to survival hurdles and hostile canopies. This inconvenient discovery shatters the tidy narrative that early human evolution only happened in open grasslands and coastal regions.

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