The U.S. Senate failed to advance the Digital Asset Market Clarity Act, prompting the CFTC to immediately submit its own crypto market structure rulemaking package to the White House. Down here in Baja, the generator just sputtered out again and the local Pemex station still only accepts greasy cash, so federal rulemaking feels about as relevant to us as Martian real estate. Let the bureaucrats fight over jurisdiction while the south swell keeps pumping into San Juanico.