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news El Financiero 2026-09-16

Ex-Partner Claims 'El Chapo' Guzmán Dreamt of Being a Musician

Lucero Sánchez claims drug lord Joaquín 'El Chapo' Guzmán told her he never wanted to be a criminal and instead dreamed of joining a famous musical band.

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