safety El Sudcaliforniano 2026-09-14

Shocking Details Emerge About Tiny Holding Cells at Alligator Alcatraz

Staff from the now-closed Alligator Alcatraz detention facility revealed that detainees were once placed in claustrophobic holding cells roughly the size of a phone booth. These tiny 1.67-square-meter spaces were bizarrely dubbed 'calm areas' for solitude.

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