Liquid Network Bleeds $320 Million as Bitcoin Sidechain Bricks Itself
Blockstream's Liquid Network suffered a colossal $320 million hit after thousands of Bitcoin vanished in a federation wallet peg-out exploit. Down here in Baja, we’re dealing with a total Pemex outage at the station and a rogue iguana nesting in the air conditioner, so forgive us if we aren't losing sleep over multi-sig sidechain engineering failures. Let the nodes burn; the Pacific is firing at dawn anyway.