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Bitcoin Surges Past $80,000 Amid Strong Spot ETF Inflows

Bitcoin crossed the $80,000 threshold for the first time since May, driven by over $3 billion in August spot ETF inflows, Treasury bond buybacks, and shifting regulatory momentum.

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