news Cloud Startup Lol 2026-08-22

Databricks Bags $5 Billion at $190 Billion Valuation Amid AI Agent Craze

Databricks secured a $5 billion funding round led by Coatue, pushing its valuation to $190 billion as enterprise demand for data governance and multi-context AI agents surges past a $7 billion annualized run rate.

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